Three very proper white Catholic ladies are having tea while a black housekeeper straightens up the room.
The first woman tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
The second woman chirps, “My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him ‘Your Grace’.”
The third proudly says, “My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say ‘Your Eminence’.”
The mutual admiration of the self-satisfied women is interrupted by from voice from across the room. The housekeeper says, “My son is a gorgeous, 6'2," hard-bodied, gay stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, ‘Oh, my God…’.”
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