A big, burly unshaved trucker with razor bumps who is not having a nice day is driving his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill and just starting down the equally steep other side when he notices two black men making love in the center of the highway. One has his feet up in the air while the other is screwing like his life depended on it.
The trucker blows his airhorn frantically as he bears down on them. But realizing that they were not about to get out of his way, he slams on his brakes and the skidding truck stops just inches from them.
Getting out of the cab, madder than hell, the trucker walks to the front of the cab and looks down at the two, still in the middle of the road, still connected by the umbilical cord of nine inches of softening meat. He yells, "What the hell's the matter with you two? Didn't you hear me blowing the horn? You could've both been killed!"
The top brother disengages himself from his partner and non-chalantly removes the cum-filled rubber from his dick. Obviously satisfied and not too concerned, he looks up and says, "Look, I was coming, he was coming and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes."
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