A woman accompanies her lover to the doctor's office for a check-up. After the procedure is done, the doctor comes out to talk with her and says: "If you don't want your girlfriend to die, follow these directions to the letter:
1. In the morning, make her a good and hearty breakfast and make sure she leaves for work in a good mood.
2. When she comes home for lunch, make her a good meal, make sure she feels appreciated and make sure she is happy when she goes back to work.
3. When she comes home after work, dinner must be especially good. Cook soul food, but make sure it’s healthful. After dinner don’t let her do any chores and let her watch TV and relax.
4. Have sex with her at least three times a week (more if she wants to), make sure you find her G-spot, use lots of tongue and make sure she is satisfied.
If you do all that I have just said, she'll be just fine."
Later at home, the woman’s lover asks, "What did doctor say to you?"
“He said you are going to die,” she replies.
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