Two men on the DL are at a fertility clinic. They are both in the same room when an openly gay nurse comes in and hands them their specimen jars. The queen sees through the DL disguise and gives one a copy of Black Inches and the other a Sierra Domino magazine. He tells them to leave their deposit in the specimen jar. Then he mentions that if they need help, he's there to assist and no one will ever know. Of course, both men decide to take advantage of the queen’s personal assistance.
The nurse heads over to the first man who already has his fly unzipped and begins to jerk him off. He lubes his hands and works him over pretty good. He’s in pure ecstasy and after a few minutes comes in the jar.
Then the queen walks over to the second guy, unzips his pants for him, kneels down in front of him and proceeds to give him the blow job of his life. Then he tosses his salad. Then he works his balls. Then he gives his entire body a tongue bath. Then he goes back to that dick. He sucks and he licks and he deep throats. The second guy is moaning and groaning and after a good half hour of getting head, he comes in the jar.
The first man asks, “why didn't I get the same treatment?"
The queen says, "You have an HMO, he has Blue Cross/Blue Shield."
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