K.J. and Devar are basketball buddies. Sometimes they play on the same team, sometimes against each other. They attend college games together, watch pro teams on TV and share copies of NBA Today. Actually, they are more than buddies and have jacked each other off more than a couple of times during the past year.
One day, Devar suggests that K.J. come over Friday night and have dinner with his parents. K.J. figures this means that Devar is getting serious and that after dinner they are going to do more than just jackoff. K.J. figures he’s gonna bust Devar’s butt for the first time. He knows Devar wants it, but both of them are so down on the downlow neither has brought it up.
Well, K.J. is ecstatic. He has never fucked anyone before but he knows condoms are somehow involved so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to find out about them and get some. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells K.J. everything there is to know about condoms and sex. Finally, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack, 10-pack or a family pack.
"I'm really going to give it to this, er, person," the boy tells the pharmacist. "I intend to plug every orifice in hi..., I mean, her body at least twice."
The pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family pack, saying the boy will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, K.J. shows up at the Devar’s parents’ house and meets his basketball buddy at the door.
"Hey, negga. Come on in,” Devar says, slapping K.J. hand.
K.J. goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the Devar’s parents are seated. K.J. quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and K.J. is still deep in prayer with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from K.J. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, Devar finally leans over and whispers, "Dude, I had no idea you were this religious."
K.J. turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
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