The buzz word in today's business world is Marketing. However, most people often ask for a simple explanation of Marketing. Here are some examples.
You're a black woman attracted to other black women. You see a handsome black woman at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome black woman. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.
You see a handsome black woman at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing.
You see a black woman at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up and pour her a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten her necklace brushing your breast lightly against her arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a handsome African woman. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.
You're at a party and see a handsome black woman. You talk her into going home with your friend. That's a Sales Rep. Your friend can't satisfy her so she calls you. That's Tech Support.
You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome women of African descent in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" That's Junk Mail.
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