A handsome brother entered a pet shop. When the clerk, who was also of African descent, offered assistance, he explained that he was recently divorced, and was looking for a small-ish dog for company.
The clerk explained that the name of the store was "Exotic Pets" and that, unfortunately, they did not stock cats, dogs, fish or any commonplace pets.
But, sizing up the brother as in the life, he told his dark-skinned customer that he had something which might be ideal.
The clerk took the man into a back room. He walked over to a terrarium, and pointed proudly to a large bullfrog which sat inside it.
"Would that suit your needs?" he asked.
The brother answered, scornfully, that he hardly thought an amphibian would be a suitable companion.
"Ah," replied the salesman, leering, "but this 'amphibian' has been carefully trained...to give rim jobs to men."
At this, the man frowned that he had been clocked. But then his eyes lit up. He eagerly negotiated a price of $500 for the frog, and left with it in his expectant possession.
Arriving home, he drew a bath, poured a glass of champagne and relaxed in anticipation. When he was thoroughly mellow, he dried himself and smiled. Then he put the frog on the foot of the bed and arranged himself in front of it, nude, with his butt facing the frog. He backed close to the frog, closed his eyes, and waited.
Nothing happened.
He prodded the frog.
Still nothing.
He moved it up further toward his butt.
Nothing.
He ordered it to perform.
No response.
After an hour of this frustration, he lifted the phone, and called the pet shop. When the clerk answered, he complained loudly that he had been cheated. The clerk apologized profusely, wrote down his address, and said he'd be right over.
Ten minutes later, the clerk knocked on the door, and the brother answered, wearing only boxer shorts. The salesman asked him to demonstrate the problem. He obliged by stepping out of the shorts and assuming his former position, with the frog in place.
The frog made no movement.
"You see?" he asked, somewhat pissed off.
"Yes, I do," said the man.
Then, addressing the frog as he removed his necktie and shirt, he said, "Now, I'm only going to show you this one more time..."
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