An elderly widow lived in a large mansion. She was feeling generous when it came to Thanksgiving, so she called up the local military base and asked to speak with the lieutenant.
"Please send up four nice soldiers to eat dinner here on Thanksgiving," she said. "But please, don't send any Jews. Please, no Jews,"
"No problem ma'am," replied the lieutenant, "and I am sure I speak for the army when I say we all appreciate your kindness."
Well, Thanksgiving rolled around, the door rang, and the widow went to answer it. She was surprised to see four black lesbian recruits. "But... But... There must be some mistake," she stammered.
"No ma'am, Lieutenant Goldstein doesn't make mistakes," one of them replied.
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