A young black woman was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to her and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful Nubian prince." She bent over, picked up the frog and put it in her pocket.
Sensing that maybe the young woman's sexual preference didn't run toward men, the frog tried again, and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful Nubian princess, and I will stay with you for one week." The woman, who was indeed a lesbian, took the frog out of her pocket, smiled at it and put it back in her pocket.
Then the frog, exasperated that it hadn't been kissed, cried out, "If you kiss me, I will turn into the most beautiful African woman on the planet, I will lick everywhere you want to me lick for as long as you want and I'll stay with you forever. I will do anything you want!" Again the woman took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into her pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I admit I made a mistake thinking you were straight. My bad. I've told you that I can turn into a beautiful Nubian princess and that I'll stay with you forever and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The woman smoothed back her dreads and said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is the bomb."
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