A strong tall black farm worker, tanned even darker because he worked under the hot summer sun, stopped by the local Harley-Davidson shop to have his bike fixed. The service man took at look at it, but said he couldn't do it while he waited. Since the young man didn't live far, and it was a nice day, he decided to leave the bike and walk home.
On the way to his house, he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. Then he stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, he now had a problem: How best to carry all his purchases home.
The feed store owner had an idea: "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"
"Hey, thanks!" the young man said and left. Outside the door, he looked at the setting sun in the distance, sighed a sigh of contentment then started home.
But just then he was approached by a little old man who said he was lost. The old man asked, "Can you tell me how to get to Mockingbird Lane?"
The young farm worker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let's take a short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."
The little old man eyed him cautiously and said, "I am an old man, while you are young and strong. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull down my pants and fuck the hell out of me?"
The young man said, "Holy smokes, man! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"
The old man said, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket. I'll hold the chickens."
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